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of singer/comedian Laura Ainsworth, whose parody song "Santa Baby (Help
Me Through Recession Tonight)" with jazz pianist extraordinarie Brian
Piper was heard on radio stations worldwide!
...And of Laura's musical spoof of age and beauty
obsession, "Keep Young &
Beautiful!,"
(formerly "My Ship Has Sailed"),
as
seen
on Dallas Comcast Cable, the Las Vegas and Dallas Comedy
Festivals, Q TV's Jack E. Jett
Show, and many top theaters, clubs and corporate
events!
"A potential
cult phenomenon!" -- Ft.
Worth Star-Telegram
...And
of Laura and singer/pianist Michael Gott's terrific revue, "Cole
Porter:
Elegance
&
Decadence," as
seen from Bass Hall's
McDavid Studio to the Arkansas Governor's Mansion!
For information on
booking either show for private
parties, fundraisers, theaters or corporate events, or for elegant
custom entertainment ranging from standards to
contemporary, and starring Laura with Mansion Hotel favorite Michael
Gott or with Newport Jazz
Festival spotlight artist Brian Piper, call Pat Reeder at 972-263-3381
or drop us a line.
CLICK
ON EITHER PHOTO BELOW TO LEARN
ABOUT THAT SPECIFIC SHOW AND TO SEE VIDEO DEMOS!
The
Critics
Rave!
KEEP
YOUNG
& BEAUTIFUL!
"A
Potential
Cult Phenomenon!...A
dynamite revue…A merciless
spoof of modern America's fear of...aging" by satirical singer Laura
Ainsworth,
"whose Julie Andrews-style These
Are The Things That The Taliban
Banned
was one of the cleverest song parodies since the heyday of Tom Lehrer!"
--
Ft.
Worth Star Telegram
"Highly entertaining...A vivid
personality with a wonderful stage
presence...Ms Ainsworth is a quite accomplished
singer-comedienne. She wrings maximum doses of humor out of
every last wonderful lyric
that she has written..."
--
Joseph
Melnicoff,
BroadwayWorld.com "3-1/2 Stars...A
sophisticated
one-woman
show...Ainsworth's act is a hybrid, as she is a fine lounge
singer
with comic flair who delivers her songs in a beautiful, sultry voice
with
superb breath control...She tells the audience, 'If Julie Andrews and
Weird
Al Yankovic had a child, it would be me!'" -- TotalTheatre.com
COLE
PORTER:
ELEGANCE & DECADENCE
"Sublime!...Dazzling!...Top-notch
entertainers, inspired selection of songs...Miss Ainsworth is a fine
singer with an outstanding range
and genuine wit...(Michael Gott's) musical artistry added romance, wit,
and sophistication to the proceedings...It truly was magnificent
entertainment!"
--
BroadwayWorld.com
"An unqualified hit......Following the first encore, (the
audience was asked), 'Aren’t you glad you came?' The answer was a
resounding cheer... The performers recalled a time when popular music
was clever and witty and romantic and sexy and written for grownups."
-- Edward
Southerland,
Denison Herald-Democrat
"Ainsworth
and Gott managed to
create an
atmosphere in the Studio that made us feel like we'd been transported
back to
Porter's time, enjoying masterful but not-too-fussy performances of
some of the
best songs in the American canon. It was a "De-Lovely" evening
indeed..." -- Mike
Orren,
Pegasus News
Laura is currently doing private
bookings and recording her first album. More public shows will be
scheduled
soon.
Tobe alerted
of
show
dates, check back here or write us to get on the email list. This
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To
see
previous
newsletter
material, click here to readLAURA'S
DIARY
MEDIA KIT:
For info on either show, contact Pat Reeder at
972-263-3381
or email webmaster@lauraainsworth.com.
For
downloadable photos and ready-to-use press releases,
click here.
BOOKING:"Keep Young &
Beautiful" can be booked for
private parties (this is a
great show for large birthday celebrations) and fundraisers, or as an
upscale
cabaret, supper club, theater or nightclub act.
The show is also
available
as a corporate entertainment program. Its clean humor, beautiful
music and inspiring message make it perfect for any audience, but it is
especially appropriate for female-oriented businesses such as the
cosmetics,
health and fashion industries, or as conference entertainment for
spouses.
Laura
Ainsworth and
Michael Gott's "Cole Porter: Elegance & Decadence" is also a great
show for adults of any age, filled with some of the greatest music and
wittiest lyrics ever written. If you have a corporate
event or large private party that could use a sophisticated touch, this
is the show
for you!
Laura can
also work with her partners to provide you with custom musical
entertainment, from an evening of great standards and contemporary
ballads to comedy songs with custom parody lyrics. If you want
elegant professional musical entertainment to make your guests remember
your party, corporate event or fundraiser, just give us a call for
information on scheduling and pricing.
For booking
information,
click
here,
drop us a line,
or call Pat Reeder at 972-263-3381.
NEWS!
Need
a laugh right now? Read "Laura's
Diary" for all the news and essays on plastic surgery,
cosmetics and other hilariously depressing topics! Or read
Laura's Blogspot site, where
you
can leave comments on her posts!
Two interviews with Laura have been added to Yahoo Health's
Capessa
site,
featuring all sorts of inspirational stories from real women!
View them here
and here!
