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SINGER/COMIC LAURA AINSWORTH WAGES MUSICAL WAR ON AGEISM

 

     DALLAS, TX – In her show, "Keep Young & Beautiful" (aka “My Ship Has Sailed”), singer/comic Laura Ainsworth preaches that "life doesn't happen on a timetable" and people should pursue their dreams at any age and ignore the naysayers.  She considers herself to be the perfect example of that philosophy.

 

     "After years of working in small theaters and being sidelined by health problems, I started doing this show in 2003 on a zero budget in a tiny club where there were sometimes about 15 people in the audience," Ms Ainsworth recalls.

 

     Fast-forward to today: Ainsworth plays top clubs and theaters in the southwest; she has starred in a Dallas Comcast Cable TV special, played the Dallas and Las Vegas Comedy Festivals, and headlined galas at the Arkansas Governor’s Mansion, where Gov. Mike Huckabee declared her “terrific” and said that if he became President, she would play the White House.  She even writes her own humorous blog on age and beauty at www.lauraainsworth.com.

 

     Her message that "age is the last culturally-acceptable bias" is conveyed through monologues and wickedly funny parodies of songs ranging from Kern to Madonna, whose hit "Frozen" is warped into a deadpan hymn to the unintended effects of too much Botox.  Behind her appear video projections that illustrate her points, from photos of herself at various stages of life to astounding cosmetic and weight-loss ads from the early 20th century, proving that making women feel insecure about their appearance has been a lucrative business for a very long time. 

 

     Ms. Ainsworth is a second-generation musical talent. Her late father, Bill Ainsworth, was a prominent big band musician who moved his family to Texas from Los Angeles to work in the commercial jingle business.  She grew up watching her dad back her idols, such as Ella Fitzgerald and Tony Bennett, at the famous Fairmont Venetian Room.  But she went in a funnier direction, honing her song parody chops in radio.  She is the co-creator of The  Comedy Wire, a syndicated humor service used by morning shows worldwide, and her versatile voice can replicate styles from torch songs to grand opera.  She explains, “If Julie Andrews and ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic had a child, it would be me.”

 

     It's not unusual to see tables of up to 20 girlfriends who have all come together to lift  appletinis in appreciation of her tuneful skewering of our society's youth obsession, from jailbait fashion models to plastic surgery as TV entertainment.  But Ms. Ainsworth insists her show is for men, too, with material about the societal changes that are fueling a big rise in the number of men turning to cosmetic surgeons, hair dyes and anti-aging creams.

 

 

     Having worked as a model, corporate writer, singer, actress and comedian, Ms. Ainsworth jokes that she's lucky enough to have personally researched ageism in a multitude of fields. This was particularly evident when she returned to the stage after several years of curtailed performances due to a serious inner ear disorder that was finally cured by a specialist at UT Southwestern Medical Center.  Discovering that she was no longer considered for some of her favorite roles, she decided to take matters into her own hands and create a show for everyone who is past – or who anticipates being past - the "ingénue" stage of life.

 

     Today, she is ageless…literally.  A slender redhead with a youthful complexion she credits to the Perricone Diet (she even sings a mock Puccini aria  about eating salmon twice a day, entitled "O Worship Dr. Perricone"), Ms. Ainsworth refuses to tell her age.  She advises, "If someone asks how old you are, simply say, 'I  forget...How much do you weigh?'"  While she embraces other anti-ageism crusaders who say people should shout their age to the world, she says that as long as our society is so "pathologically age-obsessed," telling her age makes it easier for people to put her into a box, "and I prefer to do my thinking out-of-the-box."

 

     Ms. Ainsworth sometimes frustrates critics who want her to make a strident attack on the anti-aging industry.  But she says attitudes about age are far too complicated to declare a simple, "one-size-fits-all" solution, and that it is up to each individual to decide how much energy to devote to fighting the pressure to look younger and how much to spend accommodating it.  She prefers using laughter as a way to point out the mixed messages that assault us daily, to make audiences think about the intense demands we put on ourselves to keep young and beautiful at all costs, and to be comfortable with whatever personal choices we make in dealing with it all.  Or as she says in "My Ship Has Sailed," "Whatever ship you're on now, you're still the one steering it."

 

     "But remember," she adds, "if you open your medicine cabinet and 100 different anti-aging products fall into your sink, your problem isn't wrinkles or even shelf space.  It's paranoia."

 

 For information, visit http://www.lauraainsworth.com.

 

 

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