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thought today’s fashion models
look too young even to model a prom dress…
If you eat
more salmon than your cat because
you’ve heard it prevents wrinkles…
Or if you’ve ever hesitated to
dream because you fear it's “too late”…
Then you’ll love "Keep Young & Beautiful!," the hit musical show that lampoons the never-ending battle to stay young and beautiful, starring singer/comedian Laura Ainsworth and pianist Brian Piper!
A mixture of concert, cabaret, stand-up comedy and multi-media, the show weds Laura's gorgeous, rich vocals and renowned pianist/arranger Brian Piper's impeccable accompaniment on melodies by Kern, Sondheim and more to some of the funniest parody song lyrics this side of Tom Lehrer. Critics and audiences alike have lauded it as a cutting-edge social satire elegantly disguised as the type of sophisticated musical/comedy supper club show that defined Manhattan nightlife in the '50s.
From “The Botox Song,” based on Madonna’s “Frozen,” to her Ella-style
on the classic torch song, "Why Was I Born" ("When was I
never telling...") to Puccini’s immortal aria about wrinkles, “O
From Laura's ribald Julie Andrews take on teenage fashion, "The Simple Joys of Maidenhood" ("Shall I wear all the nasty things a maiden would?...") to her tongue-twisting Gilbert & Sullivan-style list of dozens of essential anti-aging products, "These Are The Very Promise of a Youth That is Ephemeral"...
"The last big
bias: looking over 30!"
TO WATCH THE VIDEO DEMO!
HERE TO VIEW DEMO AS A WINDOWS MOVIE CLIP!If you don't have WIndows
Media Player, click
download it free!
To read Laura's hilarious and
provocative blog on age and beauty pressures, plastic surgery, Botox,
fashion and suchlike topics, click here!
Or, for the Atom post version you can subscribe to and leave comments on,
visit her Blogspot site here!
The Critics Rave!
MEDIA KIT: For info on either show, contact Pat Reeder at 214-370-9917 or email email@example.com. For downloadable photos and a ready-to-use press release about "Keep Young & Beautiful!," click here.
BOOKING: "Keep Young & Beautiful!" can be booked for upscale cabarets, supper clubs, theaters and nightclubs.
The show is also
excellent for large-scale private birthdays parties and as corporate
entertainment. Its clean humor, beautiful
music and inspiring message make it perfect for any audience, but it is
especially appropriate for female-oriented businesses such as the
health and fashion industries, or as conference entertainment for
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Headshots by Marty Perlman Photography.